Christmas Candy/Cookie Tins?

Somehow I ended up being miss Christmas over the years so now I have to get presents $30+ for everyone (1 dad, 3 moms, 4 brothers, 3 sisters and a bf), make handmade cards (17 people) AND make a cookie/candy tin (5 bigger tins for families and 4 kids theyre just getting the caramel corn). This year I was thinking of just doing caramel popcorn with peanuts, sugar coated guava or fig jam stuffed cookies and almond cookies. I’m just really sick of the holidays before they even start. Does that sound like a good enough assortment?

Can someone help me with a list of well known candy recipe sites?

I am making candy for Christmas and I need a list of ‘well known’ candy recipe sites, or some recipes that you have used yourself that have turned out. I am making the following…

Hard Tack (rock candy)
Pull Taffy
Fudge (chocolate or peanut butter)
Butter Mints
Pop Corn Balls

Thanks very much in advanced. Any recipes that have been tried are seriously appreciated, as I don’t have a lot of time to make that many mistakes. Thanks again =)

Do you have any good no-bake recipes for Christmas goodies?

I don’t have an oven, so no lovely Christmas cookies for me this year! But so far I’m making Rice Krispy Treats, Oreo Truffles, and Corn Flake candy (hey, sounds a bit brand named huh?).
Anybody know anymore good ones? My husband would love something that wasn’t so crunchy lol, and without nuts.

In the spirit of Halloween, what’s your favorite scary movie & Halloween candy?

My favorite Halloween movie is Nightmare Before Christmas, and I absolutely looooove the mellocreme pumpkins and candy corn! =)

Christmas desserts? Please help me! No one has been answering this question?! :*(?

Hello everyone. Im looking for some desserts, and christmas desserts.
What can I make with what I have? I have:
- 2 bags milk choco.chips
- 2 cans condensed milk
- peanut butter
- cinnamon
- marisheno cherries
- hot cocoa
- unsweetened cocoa(swiss miss)
- whip cream(store-bought)
- heavy whipping cream
- butter
- Gold Metal Flour
- baking powder
- baking soda
- salt
- granulated sugar
- vanilla extract
- white icing
- red icing
- green icing
- sprinkles(red, green, blue, and yellow)
- milk
- honey
- eggs
- Karo LITE corn syrup
- Christmas Cookie Cutters
- Halloween candy left over (reeses, hersheys, baby ruth, butterfinger, etc)

I also have some supplies:
- spatulas
- knives
- 12 cup muffin tin
- baking trays
- whisk
- Electric Stand Mixer

Im looking for fudge, cupcake, sugar cookies, and frosting/icing for my cookies! If you give me some of these recipes, Ill choose you as “Best Answer!”

Thank You! Merry Christmas!!! ?

there is a game called divinity 2 flame of vengeance’s and i wonder when is going to be released in ksa?

i really LOVE it and i have waited for ever and i can’t wait any longer i need it :I but its still not out yet in my country please help me and i cant trust them to deliver it to me >:P

atheists; what are the 2 biggest reasons you reject the divinity of the Bible?

magic the gathering “Nip Gwyllion” black/white cast of 1 “edge of the divinity” enchant creature +1/+2 ….?

to white creature +2/+1 to black creature. Nip is an either or creature in cast so does the enchant creature get both effects or you pick from the 2 since it is an either / or? also curious in creature types is creature-elf and creature-elf (whatever named) still considered same creature type? thanks everyone!!

Why won’t Divinity 2 run without lag on my laptop?

I havn’t gotton the full game yet but I played the demo version of divinity and for some reason it lags and from what my laptop has it shouldn’t lag at all, here’s what I have (CPU Speed – Intel Dual Core – 1.8 GHz / RAM – 2 GB (Vista/7)/ OS – Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium Edition (build 7600), 64-bit/ Graphics Card – ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4200 Series)
and here’s what Divninity 2 needs (- OS (operating system): Windows XP/Vista/7- Processor: Intel Pentium 4@3.0 GHz / AMD Athlon 64 3200 +- RAM: 1 Gb- Hard Drive: 9 Gb free- Video Memory: 128 Mb- Video card: nVidia GeForce 6800 / ATI Radeon X1600)

and just last night i deleted a bunch of my other games AND defragged my hard drive and it’s still exactly the same, can someone plz tell me why it’s not working?

Downloading Divinity 2: Ego draconis without a credit card?

anyone give me a website were i can download Divinity 2: Ego Draconis for Free with no credit card?

White Chocolate, Dark, Chocolate, Or Regular?

What type of chocolate candy bar do you like? What is your favorite brand and do you like it with or without nuts?

Best Poll Ever! You most enjoy chocolate in what form?

Ice cream, candy bar, cake, brownie, milkshake, M & M’s, etc…

Me, I love Haagen-Dazs chocolate ice cream, also dark chocolate bars.

My dog ate a lot of chocolate?

My dog ate about a half a grocery bag full of chocolate today. It had hershey kisses and dark chocolate bars and other candies. I was at school. When i got home he had puked once already and puked another time in my preasence. Since i’ve gotten home he has drank about two and a half bowls of water and has puked 5 times. Gradually the puke became just water though.

He seems to be acting okay. Just restless and stuff. But will he be okay? He is about 50 lbs.

Are you nostalgic for discontinued chocolate bars?

I loved the following bars but sadly they are no longer being produced.

Cabana (coconut, cherries, caramel) made by Makintosh;
Aztec (finger of fudge encrusted in peanuts) made by Cadbury;
Old Jamaica (dark chocolate chunks with rum flavoured raisins) made by Cadbury;
Texan (hard chewy nougatine covered in chocolate) made by Rountrees Mackintosh;
Weekend (chocolate and candy assortment) made by Mackintosh.

Which bars would you like to see again?

I would like to get a petition together to ask for these bars to be reintroduced. Is anybody with me?

Hardcore cravings for dark chocolate?

I have NEVER really been a fan of candy or chocolate. Then out of no where a few weeks ago I started to have a craving for chocolate. I went in and bought like 3 dark chocolate hershey’s bars. I can’t stop buying them now! Thankfully I have gained any extra weight! ha ha

Any ladies out of no where get a hardcore craving for chocolate that doesn’t seem to want to go away?

What children are not “ours”?

Today, in far too many places around the world, children are suffering and dying. We turn our backs or avert our eyes because, I suspect, they are not “our” children. Their race or ethnicity is different than ours. Their religion is not ours.

I grew up in New York City in a neighborhood in which almost everyone was Jewish and of German or Polish descent. It would have been everyone except for me and my family. I was the lone non-white, non-Jewish child.

Ruben owned the local candy store and soda fountain. He was a Holocaust survivor who had lost his entire family to Hitler’s killing machine. He had his concentration camp tattoo to prove it.
Working for Ruben was a plum job with the neighborhood kids. In addition to the pay, you got all the soda and ice cream you could eat and access to all the comic books on sale there. Competition for a job was fierce.

Ruben hired me.

Some of the ladies in the neighborhood were miffed that their sons had been passed over and two of them approached Ruben and upbraided him for not hiring a child who was “one of us.”

There was a long pause as Ruben just stared at them and then looked down at the tattoo on his forearm. “Since when” he asked them, “has any child not been one of us?”

Now I ask all of you the same question. Since when has any child not been one of us?

Brain Teaser?

At the local candy store, three delicious candies are on sale.
A Sweetie, a Yummie and a Tastie together cost $.40.
A Tastie is over three times the price of a Sweetie.
Six Sweeties are worth more than a Yummie.
A Tastie, plus two Sweeties costs less than a Yummie.
Can you determine the price of each type of candy?

Tell how you got your answer.

What do you think of my persuasive speech topics?

I am sort of torn between 3 topics. the first is why should people donate blood.
The second: Is media to blame for poor bosy image?
and lastly is sort of less controversial. I was born and raised in a scandinavian country (sweden) and moved to Boston in 2002. I was thinking of persuading my audience why they should go to Sweden atleast once in their life, and then, i can bring goodies (candy) from a local scandinavian store and bribe people lol

What do you guys think?

Word problem MATH! 7th garde!?

Erica has received scores of 82,87,93,95,88 and 90 on math quizzes. What score must Erica get on her next quiz to have an average of 90?

and one more!!

The local candy store buys candy in bulk and then sells it by the paund. if the store owner spends $135 on peppermints and then sells them for $3.50 per pound, how many pounds must he sell to make a profit?

JoBu’s uncle FaBu came to visit him on Labor Day weekend.?

“JoBu, I have some money to give you”, FaBu said. He gave JoBu
a bunch of coins and said, “These two here are for your piggy
bank, but you can spend the rest on candy. Thrilled, JoBu decided
to run to the local candy store. He had exactly $2.16 to spend and
ended up buying a bunch of lollipops. On his way home, he
passed by the grocery store and in the window, he saw that the
same lollipops were advertised for one penny less each than they
were at the candy store. Ticked off, JoBu determined that he
would have been able to buy 3 more lollipops at the grocery store
for the same price he paid at the candy store! How many
lollipops did JoBu buy? (Hint: Try to make a quadratic function
out of the given information)

Sorry my Calc teacher is a weirdo. How would you do this algebraically?

Candy from Bath and Body Works?

They started selling this candy at bath and body works and its delicious. It’s from paris and they have kinds with chocolate with nuts and chocolate with caramel,etc. You can buy a little box of 3 of the nut chocolates for $6.00(i think) and they come in a cute little pink box with a black bow. Does anyone know the name of this brand of chocolate?!
YES-it is very expensive but i think it may be the best chocolate i have ever eaten and im very eager to find the name

Random but answer it please ?

Do anyone like Toffifee?
This is what it is:Toffifee (known in the United States as Toffifay) is a brand of caramel candies. Toffifee are caramel cups containing nougat and a hazelnut, topped with a chocolate button.[

Here's a pic.
http://www.elegantshop.ro/img/flowers/thumbs/big/1146_45b0f80293f97.jpg

An old English brand of licorice candy?

Caramel type black licorice....with a two name title

Opinions or rating on poem #2?

These are both shorts. I wear them to the park. jk.

the 1st is called Candy Heaven

Happiness to eat.
Food for you thats good for you.
Kisses on your cheek.

Cute bunny rabbits with caramel blood.
Marshmellow ducklings in edible mud.
Handfulls of bears.
And a mouthfull of worms.

Refried jelly beans.
Age old gum.
A hospital of broken jaws.
3ft of fun.

Sweeter than the sweetest boy.
Get lost in this candy heaven.
And fill your sweet heart with joy.

good? bad? 1-10? i tried to cover the "sweet boy" line with the morbidity of caramel blood. it was aimed towards girls. i couldent read this to a guy. its too happy.

notice all the brands of candy mentioned or referred to.
i think pple might miss "sweet hearts" and "hershey kisses" dunno.

i also dont think i folled a particular pattern. is it okay not to do that?
and in the 4th line of the second stanza, and last line of the whole thing, i began the line with "and" i know u dont do that in writing essays, but is it okay in poetry?
and there is the matter of the last line in the 3rd stanza. "3ft of fun" refers to fruit by the foot. i think its their slogan too. if i somehow happen to get this published, could they sue me?

the second i have no name for.

Emerald eyes stare at each other.
Stare from behind walls of ruby.
The amber stomach cries upon ears of stone.
For mercy not shown.

The coward seeks among quarrel between great flesh gods.

the colors of the stone are meant to show emotion. emerald=green=envy.
ruby=red=wrath
amber=yellow=cowardice

the last line gives a vague explanation for the rest of the poem.
this one is more about politics or whatever.
the "stomach" is crying for peace among companies. kinda. like if two economical giants clash, it hurts the little pple. but im not sure thats true.
oh, and if i used the word "stanza" wrong, im sorry. im new at poerty and i dont know any of the terminology.

How well did I eat today?

Breakfast: small bowl of Honey bunches of oats.
a had some lemonade.
Lunch: Dominos' Pizza, two small pieces of cheese pizza, two pieces of cheesy bread.
little bit more lemonade. [btw, it's the Simply Lemonade brand..]
Dinner: Hormeal Compleats in Chicken & Rice.
And for a dessert, i’m eating this Yoplait Splitz thing.

And through the day, i had like, two caramel candies, as well as a few m&m candies.

I think that’s all. It seems like way too much sugary things. And just like, a lot of food. Is it??
AHHHHH. I ate horrible!!! Ohmygod. No wonder i’m not thin. I’m not HUGE, but still! I’m four-eleven and 115 pounds. D: ew, ohmygod, you all brought it into perspective! I feel giant.

Does anyone remember the candybar, the Butternut? Where can you find them?

Specifically in B.R. La. we sold these; having a moment of nostalgia and would like some if they are sold someplace.

Can you recycle candybar wrappers?

I was told that we couldn’t recycle candybar wrappers because they have a coating on the inside of the wrapper? I was also told we couldn’t recycle pizza boxes for the same reason. What are we supposed to do with them if we can’t recycle them as paper?

I am asking this question in the V&V section because I am sending this message from my house and most the people are vegan here.
Michael, that is what I thought. I just have a few of these plastic like wrappers for the vegan chocolate and I am wondering what to do with them since I can’t recycle them in with the paper.
Topsy, your wind smells horid because your body is full of dead animals. My poop doesn’t stink because I am juicearian and I don’t eat solid foods.

What is your favorite type of candybar, taterchip, and soda?

I like Carmello’s, BBQ taterchips, and Coca Cola.

Is there any way to customize Snow Leopard’s dock without using Candybar?

I’ve got the latest Candybar update (after installing Snow Leopard). It works fine with icons, but it won’t change my dock at all.

How do i get past the candybar salesman in soul silver.?

I finished the RR base with lance caught garados and beat the ice gym.

would a card and some chocolate candy make a good gift 4 my boyfriend?

ok, so im thinking of getting my boyfriend a christmas card that says “i love you” inside and some chocolate candy….would that be a good gift?

schools for candy and chocolate making in the philippines?

Tips for making chocolate candy?

Ok I am having major issues. I have made chocolate candy in the past, one I love to make is my own vegan version of reese’s peanut butter cups. The problem I am having is that after they are made and cooled and ready to eat, they start to melt the second u touch them, so u can not hold them w/ ur hands and when u try to eat them anything it touches melts it, so u have to try to eat it w/out it ever touching ur mouth at all or u have choclate ALL OVER your face. Now chocolate bars in stores do not do this, how can I get mine to where I can’ pick it up and hold it with out it melting all over my fingers?
I can not remember what the weather was like but as for cooking the chocolate, I just melted it in the microwave, stirring every 30 seconds until melted, then poured the choco into muffin cups, put in freezer, melted peanut better poured on top, melted more choc and poured on top of PB then put in freezer again.

making chocolate candy question?

how kong dose it take chocolate to get totally hard and dry After you make it?

Where can I enroll for Jelly and candy making course in Malaysia or Singapore + the cost?

I am interested to enroll for handmade/homemade jelly, chocolate and candy making somewhere in Malaysia or Singapore. Hope anyone could posibble advised me the exact school or Chef that open classes for this type of food plus the cost that I have to bear.
Thanks for your help.

I recently had a baby (i didn’t breast feed) …how long will it take to lose the 20lbs i now got?

I follow a healthy diet of:

lean proteins (chicken turkey,ham)

healthy fats (olive oil, nuts, peanut butter, eggs)

whole grains (bread, rice, pasta, oatmeal, cereal)

low fat dairy (cheese, yogurt, skim milk)

fresh/frozen/canned fruits (but no added sugars)

T.V. dinners (am very watchful or sodium, calories, sugar)

Broth based low sodium soups (no msg)

I drink mostly just water (i dont drink alcohol)

one 100 calorie snack (for ex: cheese stick, raisins, carrot sticks, whole grain pretzel sticks, apple slices, skinny cow cheese, whole grain wheat thins, light buttered popcorn, nuts, 100% juice juice box, orange juice, cherry tomatoes, 100 calorie chips or cracker packs)

one 100 calorie prepackaged dessert
(granola bar/bars, fat free pudding cup, splenda icecream bar, sugar free popsicle, 100 calorie cookies or snack cakes, 100 calorie candies like swedish fish or reeses snacksters, hot chocolate)

I eat mini meals every few hours. I am 5 feet tall & 124 lbs
I will be eating 1,200 calories daily

two 100 calorie snack
four 250 calorie meals

I need help with Halloween wedding ideas!?

Yes, I am getting married on Halloween next year. Well, not ON Halloween, since it’s a Monday, but on the Saturday before. I need some help with some ideas. Here is what I have already.

I want the ceremony to be traditional. With colors in black, white, red, orange, and yellow. I found a dress that is white with red accents. My fiance will have a black suit with white shirt, red vest, and red tie. My matron of honor (that sounds so old) will be wearing an red dress of her choice. The flowers will be orange and yellow mums, sunflowers and orange, yellow, and red roses. Everyone will wear “Sunday best”.

After the ceremony, I will allow time (1 or 2 hours [don't want it to be to long though]) for photos. The reason for the long time, there will be photos in formal wear and in costume.

The reception will be like a costume party. I want to also give time for everyone to change from “Sunday best” to costume.

At the reception we will have a pumpkin carving station and/or carved pumpkins as center pieces, but there will not be assigned seating. There will be a candy bar for everyone to get candy of all kinds (including sugar free for some friends and family that need that). Music will be a DJ that plays a mix of country, rock, Halloween, pop, and other popular and good dancing songs. The food will be a buffet that will be partly catered, but will also have some favorite family foods.

The whole thing will be in an old gothic style catholic church in New Orleans.

Please tell me if you think the time for photos and costume change is ok and if it runs long, what could the guest be doing or what they might think about that part. Also if you have any ideas, please let me know.

Oh, and I don’t care if YOU like the ideas I have so far or not. Our families will. I just need help with extra details.

The best, most unique, and multiple ideas will get 10 points.
Oh, and the best man will have something similar to the groom.

Help me plan out my meals for this month?

Heya, I’m trying to lose 50 pounds, so I’m eating healthy, and I’m on food stamps, so my budget is very limited (200 per month needs to feed me and my mother). I’d really appreciate it if you guys could help me come up with some menu ideas. I’m trying not to eat anything overly processed–no cans of soup, TV dinners, hot dogs, etc. and I don’t eat any sweets (no ice cream, candy bars, blah blah blah). I’ve considered becoming a vegetarian, since the only meat I’ve been eating at home is tuna and chicken, but not sure if I can give those up quite yet.

At the moment, my menu consists of a lot of veggies and misc. stuff. My meal plan is generally: cauliflower soup, chicken and dumpling soup, chicken soup, and LOTS of tuna salad, with the occasional plain cereal, sugar-free oatmeal. Fat-free milk, low-sugar fruit juices, orange juice, fat-free cheeses, etc. I’d like to stay healthy and keep within my budget but I’m terribly bored. Any ideas?

Healthy before bed snack?

Something that wont slow my metabolism as much as a freakin yummy candy bar
all i can think of is 1)Sugar-free jelly on wheat toast. 2)Cheerios with skim/fat free milk. (:
Thanks bunches!
*smiley face here & there* (;

Does this sound like a good plan so far? (food&diet)?

Breakfast – Special K Meal Bar.
Then went to the gym for about 45 minutes.

Now at work.

For lunch I had:
Sandwhich – 6 peices of light ham (serving size is 7, and 60 calories I think)
1 25 calorie piece of cheese
1 peice of 40 calorie lebonen
and a tiny bit of brounsworth (I don’t know how to spell it) – (about 50 calories)
20 light chips (75 calories)
1 cup of salad (cucumbers, tomato, lettuce and onion) and 2 tbsp of light vidalia onion dressing.

Tonight for dinner I’m having a lean cuisuine (sp?) griller thing.

It’s not that I’m trying to lose weight (althought that would be nice too), I don’t want to GAIN it.

See, I’m on day 3 of quitting cigarettes. I’ve been smoking since I was 13, I’m 21 now. And I only smoked about…5-10 cigs a day. I’m really trying not to gain weight.

OH YEAH! I also had 90 calories worth of sugar free gummy candy.
Also! the bread I used was light as well, 40 calories per slice. I had 2 slices, so 80 calories.

And 2 tsp light mayo and yellow mustard.

Isn’t tolerating Easter candy saying something about religion in general?

In that religion isn’t actually that important and that people will buy anything?

It’s that time of year again! Time for the chocolate praying hands, marshmallow bible bars, and everyone’s favorite:Peeps! Actually I like the Mounds eggs an peanut butter eggs

Isn’t Easter candy in fact mocking the idea that if you don’t believe any Jesus rising from the dead that you will burn in Hell? That’s a very serious thing to overlook, isn’t it?

I have always thought that the pastel tone of a modernized secularized Easter belies the severity of what fundamentalist christinaity actual claims.

Yes I know Easter started with the Greeks but I’m just saying.

Last minute Easter gift ideas for my honey.?

We’re not religious, so the holiday doesn’t have any particular significance other than a sort of cultural celebration we take part in. Nonetheless, I like to try to make holidays special. Unfortunately, I’ve been really busy and haven’t had a chance to think of anything creative. Does anyone have any unique ideas for a simple Easter gift for my boyfriend? I don’t want to do candy or cards or even flowers. No stuffed bunnies or chicks. I’m pretty crafty, but I don’t have much time (like under an hour before he comes over tonight). It might be impossible, but I thought I’d pick your brains before giving up. Thanks!

Easter Baskets?? Any thoughts or ideas?

I’m starting to put an Easter basket together for my boyfriend little by little. I’m looking for stuff put in it besides just candy. Any ideas? I was going to put a t-shirt from Hollister in there & maybe a car charger for his blackberry. . Any other ideas? Cost doesn’t really bother me too, too much! It’s my boyfriend, so I’m willing to spend some extra money.

creative ideas for easter gift for diabetic niece?

my niece is 8 and diabetic. this year i want to get all my nieces and nephews (8 of them) easter gifts but not the traditional candy since it can’t be enjoyed by all

Easter gift basket ideas?

My four friends and i are putting together easter baskets for each other and i need some help as to what to put in it besides like candy and stuff….
alll ideas welcome

I need your opinions, please….?

Which is a better gift idea for my 26 yr old fiance?

Option 1- We’re moving in together soon. He’s been talking about wanting to decorate with antique camera, film reels. (He loves movies and is psyched to decorate the new place.) I saw a cool antique film projector and thought I could buy the first item for his collection and “our” place. As well as make a basket of movie goodies and an invitation to a romantic dinner/movie night. (Only concern is since h hasnt started collecting antiques yet– what if he changes his mind?)

Or Option 2- make a gift basket for him. He has been stressed lately and I wanted to make up a basket for relaxation– a t-shirt of his favorite band, lounge pants, bottle of wine and an invitation for me to cook him a romantic dinner, men‘s shampoo, his favorite candies, coupon for a massage, etc.

What do you think he’d like better?

packaging for valentines day presents?

i’m getting my man’s present from the internet. it’s going to be delivered to my mom’s house, so i can go get it and keep it in my car and out of his way. but i was wondering how to present this present to him? it’s all stuff he needs, and last night i asked him his favorite candies. he said “atomic fireballs, tootsie rolls, swedish fish” should i incorporate that? i really don’t want to give him his gift via basket. help?

Valentine’s Day…what do men REALLY want?

I have a VERY romantic boyfriend who goes above and beyond every chance he gets. I’d like to something nice for him in return so he feels special/loved.

His business he started was featured in a Journal — I bought a copy of the article to be matted and framed for him. I’ve also just started to scrapbook. I’ve decided to make my first page about “us” with pictures, memories, and reasons why I love him. I bought a Valentine’s basket and was going to fill it with a few candies, lingerie, and maybe some massage oil. (Forgive me for TMI- but it’s my time of the month that weekend — so the “sexy” gifts may not come into play.) But I thought I could massage/pamper him for a night.

Do you think this is thoughtful/romantic enough? Any other ideas or ways to present it?
He’s not a typical “guys” guy. More on the thoughtful, sensitive side.

This is the greatest thing you’ll ever read. What do you think the deeper meaning is/do you have any comments?

There once was a female donkey named Bill the Man. A child girl named Manly Man Foster-Heimer Boy started throwing cotton candy at Bill the Man. Bill the Man, who was usually a peaceful farmer, ran out with her converse on and teleported into the Arabian Desert-where she was born and raised by a group of nomad Cacti. They licked cheese for a living and had just recently become the National Rifle Association. Bill the Man returned to see her mother, Püplanda the Howler, and brought with her the symbolic gift of his people- a flaming bucket of sauerkraut. Her mother reluctantly threw the sauerkraut at her dad Great Yug Poog, and thus he ate the sauerkraut with his pasty eardrums. This act of hatred resurrected the Ghost of Christmas Past who slowly played a soft melody on the piano while reciting ancient Gregorian war chants.

While hopping over monkey shoes in Japan, Goose the Quag; lopsided as a muffin basket, starting gobbling on a rooster. Goose the Quag wandered aimlessly around crowded foreign Boulevards searching for a reason to carry on his honey mustard and pumpkin lollie pop addiction. He, however, was forced into rehab by Bill the Man and he has since been having honey-mustard in small, yet satisfying rations.

But Bill the Man was secretly a bowl of onion soup and she couldn’t handle the pressure from the rainbow muffin clouds. So she shrunk herself and concealed herself in a pool table made of apple juice.

Amazing story, 3 paragraphs! Read it!!!!! Do you like this?

There once was a female donkey named Bill the Man. A child girl named Manly Man Foster-Heimer Boy started throwing cotton candy at Bill the Man. Bill the Man, who was usually a peaceful farmer, ran out with her converse on and teleported into the Arabian Desert-where she was born and raised by a group of nomad Cacti. They licked cheese for a living and had just recently become the National Rifle Association. Bill the Man returned to see his mother, Püplanda the Howler, and brought with him the symbolic gift of his people- a flaming bucket of sauerkraut. His mother reluctantly threw the sauerkraut at her dad Great Yug Poog, and thus he ate the sauerkraut with his pasty eardrums. This act of hatred resurrected the Ghost of Christmas Past who slowly played a soft melody on the piano while reciting ancient Gregorian war chants.

While hopping over monkey shoes in Japan, Goose the Quag; lopsided as a muffin basket, starting gobbling on a rooster. Goose the Quag wandered aimlessly around crowded foreign Boulevards searching for a reason to carry on his honey mustard and pumpkin lollie pop addiction. He, however, was forced into rehab by Bill the Man and he has since been having honey-mustard in small, yet satisfying rations.

But Bill the Man was secretly a bowl of onion soup and he couldn’t handle the pressure from the rainbow muffin clouds. So he shrunk himself and concealed himself in a pool table made of apple juice.

What are your food Substitutions?

Hey guys!

So, fitness and health plan is going great! Eating healthy actually isn’t all that hard, contrary to what I had thought long back.
But we all get those horrid, nagging, cravings! Aren’t they awful?

Some tricks of subsititutions, in order to satisfy my cravings are below, but what are YOUR guyses subs?

Craving: Chips Instead: 4-6 Salt-Top Whole Wheat Crackers
Craving: Candy Instead: Handful of cherries and/or assorted berries
Craving: Frozen Treat/Popscicle Instead: Frozen berries
Craving: Ice Cream Instead: Low Fat Frozen Yogurt, Serbert

Let me know what you guys do!

Please answer Alli questions…? I want to try it!?

If anyone has tried Alli, please email me with additional info.

I do eat healthy– puffin cereal, fruit, yogurt, chicken, hard boiled eggs, salads, lots of water, almonds, peanut butter on whole wheat toast, broth soups with veggies, etc… I exercise often (walk or run on treadmill), water fitness and I also take a Yoga class. I do have fast food at times and I love candy which I’m trying to have less and less of.

I am taking medication which might be the culprit in gaining some weight or my age (premenopause). I just need to lose about 20 lbs or so which would still make me at a healthy weight of 140!! My doctor has told me that it’s just a messy ‘thing’– your gassy or going to the bathroom and I really shouldn’t waste my time on that. Just eat healthier and exercise and it will come off—-LOL.. I need to find out MORE. If it helps with losing STUBBORN weight then for me it’s worth it!!!!

If anyone is on Alli– what’s it like? How long have you been on? How long do I need to stay on? Will I see a difference in the first month?

Thanks so much for answering my questions.

It’s been five weeks; I still haven’t lost weight- is that normal? Any specific explanation for my problem?

I have been working out for approximately 5 weeks and haven’t seen any results, my scale has not moved. I work out 4 times a week!

I’m 19 and I just started working out from a sedentary lifstyle. My BMI is 31 and I have high blood pressure.

I do 40 min. of cardio and an hour of weights twice a week, and an hour pilates class twice a week. Not only that, I walk to class.

Your probably thinking it’s my diet but I dropped the Starbucks and chips. I increased the vegetables and only eat fish and baked chicken for meat. I do indulge and have a candy bar or ice cream sandwich at least twice a week, but I figured I burn that off.

Is there any medical or fitness explanation or similar success story? Is it that I’m gaining a lot of muscle and will burn fat later? Are there any lifestyle tips anyone can give? Or am I just not working hard enough?

almost 15 year old guy lift weights?

i have a couple of questions about lifting weights but first…

so i started lift weight below my head with 10 pounds on each hand since i was 13

weight: 154 pounds
height: 6’1”
athletic: yes
work out hours per day: 3-5

so here are my stats about my body type, i don’t eat candy, i never smoked or drank alcohol in my life and not even wine once because i hate the taste and i workout more than i chill with my friends or girlfriend, but i still have like 4 hours a day to eat, and do homework and i save my weekends for my friend and my lunches with my girlfriend so my life is hectic. so i’ve been working out for the last 2 years and i still didn’t grow other than my height and in other places so is there a way i can stunt my growth for free because in my school it’s so hard to find girls that are my height or abit lower because everyone in my school is like snooky from jersey shore but i was lucky this one girl which i am dating is tall and likes my size down below. so my question is how can i stop my growth already and by the way i’m not nervous or anything i just want to try to make a mistake with my workout to stunt it but i can’t because i come from an athletic family so i know how and when to workout properly and my fitness teacher is my uncle and my other uncle is a cop so they’ve been teaching me to get bigger, and i also eat tuna twice a week, fish 3 times a week, chicken/ meat 4 times a week, 6 eggs every week and i eat alot of vegetables and fruits. and my friends are like why aren’t you spending money on the cafeteria and i’m always like i eat healthy now so go ahead and eat there. so any thoughts
i need advice no emailingi can’t trust emailling either way

Help Me!!!?

am 5’8 and i weigh 192 pounds. I am 13 and at my adult weight and size. I started at L.A.Fitness and lost 12 pounds but, now it seems I can’t lose anymore. I am so sick of being fat and I am working so hard. I can’t even go out for the school sports teams untill i lose at least 10 more pounds because i can do serious injury to my neck, back and knees. Sometimes at night i will cry, i am just so sick of being fat. i have even been thinking about throwing up after i eat. nothing is working. please help me. give me any ideas about what to do or — anything. I know it isn’t my eating because i eat very well and i keep a food journal — no more than 2000 cal. a day. I even threw out ALL of my holloween candy.
my parents won’t let me use any diet products, exc.

What part of the “fun size” candy bars is actually fun?

You know, the miniature candy bars that you get for Halloween.
How exactly are they fun? Personally they just tick me off… what the heck is so fun about less chocolate?

Is the fact that you need to unwrap like 10 of them to equal 1 candy bar the fun part? I don’t really call that fun, fun to me would be chiseling away at with an ice pick because it’s too large to pick up….
Riverkid – Deep down, I knew that was the real reason

Why Do Liberals Think Iran Doesn’t Have A Record Of Aggression?

Some facts about Iran:
Iran killed 240 U.S. soldiers while they slept in 1983
Iran is sending military forces into Iraq.
Iranians in gunboats have entered Iraqi waters.
Iran wants kids to be suicide bombers.
Iran bombed Argentina.
Iran bombs soldiers in Iraq.
Iran hands out weapont to terrortists just like they are handing out halloween candy.
Iran sponsors terrorist attacks against Russians in Chechnya.
Liberal’s point of view:
” IRAN’S RECORD OF AGGRESSION? NONE
by: longhaired_freaky_person 09/17/05 05:55 pm
Msg: 107 of 3735

Nuclear powered Israel’s record of aggression?

1. Unilateral declaration of State in 1948, ethnic cleaning of 750,000 Palestinian Arabs.
2. Wars of aggression in 1956 and 1967.
3. Further ethnic cleaning of Palestinians through settlement in the West Bank and Gaza.
4. Persistant refusal to accept peace entreaties from Arab states and the UN dating back to 1971 and continuing until the present day.
5. War of aggression against Lebanon, 1982, leading to over 15 years of occupation.
6. Systematic sectarian policies denying equal rights to Palestinian or Arab Israelis, refusal to declare national boundaries, refusal to accept international law. ”
Iran killed American soldiers:

“Iran must pay for 1983 Marine barracks bombing, judge rules.” [Iran created and funded the terrorist group Hezbollah. Hezbollah killed 240 American while they slept.] “US District Judge Royce C. Lamberth said the suicide truck bombing was carried out by the group HEZBOLLAH with the approval and funding of Iran’s senior … ”

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/05/30/iran.barracks.bombing/

Iran created Hezbollah terrorists:
“”Iran created Hezbollah for the purpose of exporting Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini’s 1979 Islamic Revolution. Iran provides the organisation with US$100 million annually. It also has established a network of terrorist cells “in at least twenty states, including the US, Britain, Germany, France, Spain, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, Turkey and Pakistan.” Former CIA Director George Tenet testified in 2003 that twelve Hezbollah cells were operating in the US, involved in “actively casing and surveilling American facilities.” http://www.aijac.org.au/review/2005/30-6/hezbollah_306.html
To Ben Wa:
“Iran blamed for Argentina bomb…The blast was Argentina’s worst terror attack … Earlier this year, Argentine Judge Juan Jose Galeano also issued warrants for the arrest of 12 Iranians in relation to the attack. … These included Iran’s ambassador to Argentina at the time of the bombing, Hadi Soleimanpour, whose arrest in the UK sparked a major diplomatic row between Iran and Argentina and between Iran and the UK.” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3245641.stm
Iran bombs U.S. soliers:
Blair warns Iran over Iraq bombs
British Prime Minister Tony Blair has issued a warning to Iran, saying “information” linked it to recent bomb attacks on British troops in Iraq. ”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4315924.stm

Iraq bombs ‘clearly from Iran’

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/08/10/iran.iraq/

Iran gives weapons to terrorists:
Weapons Found on ‘Karine-A’ and ‘Santorini’

http://www.waronline.org/analysis/pal/weaponry.jpg

“fifty tons of weapons into the hands of Yasir Arafat’s Palestinian Authority”

http://www.washingtoninstitute.org/templateC05.php?CID=1471

Iran sends forces into Iraq:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2002851080_iran08.html

Iranians in gunboats in Iraqi waters:

http://smh.com.au/news/world/rumsfeld-warns-of-incursions-after-australians-repel-guards/2006/03/08/1141701579928.html

Iran wants children to be suicide bombers:
http://memritv.org/search.asp?ACT=S9&P1=906 The video clip shows “irib 3″. “IRIB” stands for “Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting” which means it is an Iranian government channel.
September 2007: Court Orders Iran to Pay $2.65 Billion for Lebanon Bombing
New York Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/07/world/middleeast/07cnd-judgment.html?hp

http://hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1983-marine-barracks-bombing-1.jpg

http://hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1983-marine-barracks-bombing-2.gif

To gary:
Iran bombed Argentina. Argentina is in the “Americas”. That is not in the Middle East.

Survey – Whats the best part about Halloween :}?!?

I think I fact you get candy and I may see a certain someone tonight makes Halloween ever funner! hehe

{{Happy Halloween!!}}

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Is Trick or Treating on Halloween slowly going to die in 10-20 years from now?

Its not as it used to be . In the 90′s it was much more fun. A lot of children came out and got candy. NOw these days barely any kids come out, and sometimes some ppl never even get ppl coming to their house. I think the fact is halloween trick or treating is slowly going to die. Its a sad thing. Most parents these days wont let their children go out because of the many creeps that are out there that put stuff in the candy. Instead they let their children go to parties or hang out at home and watch televison.

How many of you think Halloween is a devil’s holiday?

I asked another Halloween-related question a little while ago, and I was surprised by how many people insisted that as a Christian, I shouldn’t be participating in any way. These people argued that Halloween is a pagan holiday, one embraced by the devil and the occult.

I’m hardly bothered by that–most of them were trolls and just trying to cause trouble anyway–but it has made me curious. I personally think of Halloween as only another holiday. Regardless of origins of Halloween, it’s now about candy and costumes and parties, not about actual witches or whatever.

How many of you feel that Halloween is somehow sinister (ignoring the fact that the crazies seem to come out on that night)? How many of you regard it as just a big party? What are your views on Halloween?

Please state your religion, if you have one.

can someone put some sugarfree recipes on here that would be good for diabetics.?

For example sugarfree candy that you may substitute splenda for. Another might be sugar free donuts, sugar free cakes anything that just taste sweet thank you.

I need an egg and dairy free cookie recipe by Sunday and have very few ingredients. Any suggestions?

My grandpa is visiting my apartment for the first time on Sunday. He can’t have eggs or dairy products. I need something that can be made with few ingredients. I have creamy peanut butter, apples, old candy canes, quick cooking oats, and the basics of sugar, flour, and baking soda. I have no powdered sugar, chocolate, and very little brown sugar. Searched the internet for days with little results.

What is the recipe fo Swedish Fish?

The candy that is sugar free.

Gluten and diary free great recipes or already made in stores?

I have become gluten and dairy intolerant.It is so confusing and frustrating not being able to eat the foods i love. Until I purchase a cookbook can anybody tell me what great substitutions they have tried or found (recipes or items in a store) for the following foods (basically junk food) I loved and miss….cheesecake,cheese,cheezits,wheat thins,doritos,chocolate ( I drink chocolate soymilk but miss breads like brownies and chocolate cake, chocolate candies ) Ya I know i don’t need these junk foods but i’ve already lost 35 pounds first watching my sugar intake and now cutting out reg breads except for occasional glutenfree breads which are not very great. Sometimes i just need to feed my cravings or i’ll be grumpy,thanks so much to anyone who answers.
oops dairy

South Beach question(s)?

I’m just starting the Phase I of the South Beach diet, and I know that I do much better on a restricted diet when I have built-in treats to look forward to.
So first question, I know you are supposed to limit sugar-free treats to 75-100 cal/day due to the sugar alcohols, but I a lot of what I have read specify that especially in Phase I the only sugar-free candy allowed is hard candy. Are sugar-free Hersheys and York peppermint patties okay as long as I adhere to the calorie restrictions?

Second question, any other SIMPLE recipe suggestions? A lot of the ones I’ve found are so complex. And expensive! The idea of salad for lunch AND dinner is not the most appealing. And I’m not a huge fan of cooked veggies. Of course, the ones I do like are peas and corn…which aren’t allowed.

Finally, any other helpful hints? I’m trying to lose about 20 lbs, and am skeptically trying this out as somewhat of a last resort, as low-fat doesn’t seem to be working.

Thanks!

could someone explain to me exactly how I would make money blogging?

I am a little confused on exactly how I would make money by blogging, I mean who pay me and how, once I blog who come to my page and how do I get them there. I really appreciate if some one could break it down for me.

Thanks!

How can I make money blogging?

I just got a great idea for a blog. Any good sites for me to blog on? Would it be better to start my own website/domain? What are the ways I could make money from blogging? Is it solely advertising?

How to Make Money Blogging For Beginners ?

How to make money blogging for beginners because there are many people claiming that they can really make money blogging online from home but i do not have any clue on how to go about it. If there are any one who is good at earning with blogs then please explain the strategies on implementing good methods to earn with blogs.

How does one earn money blogging?

I’ve heard you can make money by blogging, or by creating an online E-newsletter. How would one find these opportunities? How could one start an online e-newsletter and get paid for it?
What does being like Perez (I’m assuming you mean Paris) Hilton have to do with blogging?

Intelligent answers please.
Ok, so if one is ‘good at it’ and ‘like perez hilton’ then how would one earn money blogging?

Can a 13 year old make money blogging?

I’m 13 and I was wondering if there was any possible way for me to make money blogging. If so, how? How can I make sure that it is not a scam? How could I convince my mom to let me do it? Finally, is there any way that I could control the hours that I blog? I get out of school at 2:30 P.M.. Thank you!

How many times does it take for the word “sorry” to lose its divinity?

The herald of repentance and honesty, this world is.. divine in meaning, I feel. But does it lose its divinity in time?

How to cook divinity and peanut brittle on a cloudy day?

I know it is not impossible on a rainy or cloudy day. I took a cooking class that said there are some temperature and mixing adjustments, but I can’t remember. I have to have this done today, does anybody know how to make these candies on a cloudy day?

What is a Christian called who doesn’t believe in the divinity of Christ?

I am a Christian who doesn’t believe in the divinity of Christ. What am I called?

Does anyone know the secret to making divinity?

My Grandma used to make candies of all sort for us for Christmas. One thing she always made was Divinity. It was always perfect. I have tried it 4 times now and I have the same results each time–never sets up and I follow the directions exactly. Is there a trick here I don’t know?

what is the difference between sea foam candy & divinity?

I love seafoam candy & heard that it is hard 2 make because of the temp requirements. I keep pulling up “divinity” recipes & if I remember right seafoam is lighter & fluffier & divinty is “heavier”. what ingredients make these 2 different?